My Lonely Pigeon

My Lonely Pigeon looked for a lava lamp to break. It was an unusual exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a lava lamp is the item to opt for.

My Lonely Pigeon needed a sponge to try to balance on their head. It should have been an astonishing activity, to me, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a sponge of all things.

My Lonely Pigeon desperately needed a tomato that they would try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly odd suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who felt it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato is the thing to opt for.

My Lonely Pigeon craved for a can of Tango that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might say this is a surprising thought, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango being the chosen thing.

My Lonely Pigeon found a cucumber that they would occasionally eat. This is certainly a peculiar exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. Who would have imagined, a cucumber would be the thing that was chosen.

My Lonely Pigeon often carried a block of cheese to hug. This might appear to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to my children, but not to the Pigeon, who feels it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a block of cheese being the item selected.