Stupid Monster

Stupid Monster looked for a bag of flour that they would occasionally smash. One might consider this to be an unusual activity, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who thought that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a bag of flour is the item to choose.

Stupid Monster desperately wanted a stretchman to drop. One might say this is a weird and wonderful activity, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who had decided that this idea is amazing. Strangely, a stretchman was the item that was chosen.

Stupid Monster needed a toilet brush that they would often try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly funny thought, to many, but not to the Monster, who thought it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a toilet brush would be the item chosen.

Stupid Monster often carried a tomato that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It should be a funny approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a tomato would be the item that was opted for.

Stupid Monster desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they would break. It was a fairly surprising action, to you, but not to the Monster, who had decided it would be fun. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes being the thing selected.

Stupid Monster carried a custard pie that they would sometimes drop. It is considered to be a peculiar action, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who considered it would be awesome. Strangely, a custard pie would be the item that was chosen.