sillyfilthy (55)in #zappl • 7 years agoTesting ZapplWhoo hoo!sillyfilthy (55)in #shittypoetry • 8 years agoode to the emperor of napsThe sea lies charted, The Earth is mapped; I am the statue, erect I am the President-elect of Sleep I am the…sillyfilthy (55)in #shittypoetry • 8 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.ode to toothbrushmy dentist doesn't consider it sexual harassment to explore my cavities he does a very thorough job with the…sillyfilthy (55)in #shittypoetry • 8 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.ode to dreamlisten you, about a dream I had it was silly, really it was filthy, surely it was colored poorly, alas, but it…sillyfilthy (55)in #shittypoetry • 8 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.ode to startupnice boat (blue sea) who you think you think like, tech VC? what, you're like. . . early investor in some…sillyfilthy (55)in #poetry • 8 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.ode to painti adore paint all day long i paint long long shadows you know an artist when he is paint-covered from head to…sillyfilthy (55)in #poetry • 8 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.ode to people who are riotsyou're such a riot. he says: i went back to Canada, to be with the woman I loved at the time "at the time?"…sillyfilthy (55)in #shittypoetry • 8 years agoode to beetsthey say that if you beet your woman you love her they say, looking over the purple manger there is strangeness…sillyfilthy (55)in #shitty • 8 years agocat at nightI am the cat a cat at night the clouds are wurst the night is young I sleep in straw singing the songs of…sillyfilthy (55)in #shittypoetry • 8 years agosad poemacquire a dollar one million times there is nothing in trees they are just skin poop, poop say a thing that…sillyfilthy (55)in #shittypoetry • 8 years agoode to computerswhen I am not looking it's clicking and blinking (ode to computers) what are we thinking? I am a basket case…sillyfilthy (55)in #shittypoetry • 8 years agoThis poem is the onethis is the poem that's going to blow up (like ISIS Chinatown on Ramadan New Year) in short, the one that will…sillyfilthy (55)in #shittypoetry • 8 years agoOde to a Washington MachineI put my clothes, stupidly, into a Washington machine when they came home, in a bag, they were nobody's clothes.…sillyfilthy (55)in #shittypoetry • 8 years agoode to the presidentfeeble witch thumbs around your blackberry, choking computer illiterate like watching grandma struggle with…sillyfilthy (55)in #shittypoetry • 8 years agohaiku about sitting in a coffee shopthis isn't a haiku the man across from me has a beard, oh, Brooklynsillyfilthy (55)in #shittypoetry • 8 years agoode to a turtlemost elegant creature a turtle is not where is the bathroom? the turtle forgot! I spent $400 on this Persian…sillyfilthy (55)in #shittypoetry • 8 years agoode to a mailboxyou eat illiterate shit all day they don't know Shakespeare from pear shakes but you are so crucial let me put a…sillyfilthy (55)in #life • 8 years agoMy personal insights into smoking addiction might help you quit, if you want it.Edit: Added last section. I was a pretty heavy smoker, unfortunately, for many years. Recently, I quit once and for…sillyfilthy (55)in #shittypoetry • 8 years agoUntitledmy neighbor is sexy I want her body she flew off her pedestal (she's very clumsy)sillyfilthy (55)in #shittypoetry • 8 years agoPoem About The Seaa little bird told me that your mind is old is as old as guacamole holy shit, marijuana turns your body to sand…