Amebo corner: it's gist time! it's amebo weekend!
Hello everyone, I bring you this wonderful and amazing idea to spice up our weekends. I have noticed that we chat a lot on our other social media handles and it's becoming interesting how we flow naturally, talking about things that are educative, fascinating and even make us smile and we feel good about them.
Most times we talk about what happens on Steemit here and we all are free to air our views, support other people's views or even counter some views with good reasons.
Sometimes we talk about an individual either to condemn the person's actions or to commend.
We also crack jokes and laugh over them.
We talk about news both crypto and others.
We feel good about them, though some persons are angered. But trust me, the intention is all good 😊.
Can't we talk about those things here? I believe we can. We are free to talk about anyone, anything, any place. No matter who the person is, let's just talk. It's just gist, it's just amebo. No one should be held accountable for gisting here. It's all 4fun.
How it is to be done
Just go to the comment section, drop your gist on any engaging topic, or respond to any gist dropped
Invite people to say their view, reply to comments, respond to people's comments about your gists and that of others.
There is no limit to how many times you can drop your gists, but it should be constructive. You can even condemn anyone's actions without any form of abuse. It's just for fun. We mean no harm. Just express yourself naturally, the way you would on other social media platforms.
I appeal that no one should be victimised for saying his or her mind. You can either support or say your mind or ignore. It's all about life. You are free to say your mind, but don't ruin anyone. After all, your opinion may not be the true reflection of that person.
You can use images, gifts, pictures, emojis and so on.
Let's go then, let's talk, let's gist, let's do amebo. I am dropping mine at the comment section now.
Note that a good and well constructed comment or gist with at list 50 words can earn an upvote from anyone even from your friend. You can upvote other people's gist too if you love it
This gist will last till the post expires, it will be updated every Saturday.
This is my introductory post here
Yeah, I've observed that too; you know my little kitty 🐱 has been misbehaving rashly these days; it's been sleepwalking about and causing hazards. I need help someone should bundle or help me wake her o.
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Wow...what if you wake up the Kitty 🐈🐈 🐈 from sleep 💤💤💤 😂😂😂
It will sleep walk
You all know this idioms......"nyanga dey sleep trouble will go wake am" ,nah watin the Kitty 🐈 dey like do ,to wakeup and look for trouble 😂🤗
Lol 😂😂😂! This little kitten needs to come to my house to join other ones I have at home. I will treat her sleepwalking.
By the way, what is happening to sbd? Lately, the amount you can exchange to steem is just about 5 or less. Is there any fork?
Hoping to hear from the crypto expert soon, i have no clue about SBD movement. I just wish it'll print back 100%. Because na from dier we go get food chop, when person chop, na dier amebo go sweet wella.
Abi i lie??
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Ah swear broda 😂😂😂
Oh my poor kitten is scary, but my bulldog will guide it to join the ones in your house so that you can treat her fuck up for me. Hahaha😂🤣😹
Oh Our sweet SBD! I hear sey e supposed be 1:1 wey mean sey 1SBD = 1Steem but him come go up leave the gogo, so as e bi now dem dey try to stabilize am. Anyways joy is coming 💃💃💃💃💃
Let that joy come oooo! Well, if the fork will shoot the price of steem up and more stable, it will be nice. Just that our expectations are cut short. Imagine exchanging 1 and for 15 or 24 steem? Well we just have to wait for the joy 💃💃💃💃. By the way, what joy exactly?
No go there o, I been want depressed 😫 when I saw this o
But den i come think sey if this hard fork come mek our beloved steem reach §1, everywhere go stew now!
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E for bloody Sha
E for bloody Sha
I pray so, that means say if 1 steem equals to 1 steem 1 sbd, then sbd go dey print back to back ohh, today I join Justin space for twitter I no hear anything Chinese through out, I comot body, e be like their plans go go well
Na wetin we dey pray for my brother
Asin ehhh e for make sense ohhh
Abro you no lie oo, na where person dey work him dey chop.
Lately I converted 1 sbd to 8 steem, something I was expecting like 14 to 15. No, no, no. Abeg, they should do something about it.
Maybe it in love, you know When you fall in love you can do incredible things that you may not think of😂😂😂
The lovy.. kitty 🐈
Love? Please this type is dangerous! Hahaha😂🤣😹
When someone is suddenly awakened from sleep, especially against his or her wish, he behaves somehow, sometimes unconsciously and can even walk like zombie. He can hit the wall because of dizziness. This also goes to his or her talks. He talks rashly and unkindly in most cases. Humans do that and animals like cat/kitten, dog and so on, do that too. Have you experienced that before? I have hit my head on a wall before when it happened to me.
How about you @goodybest @xkool24 @toflex @alli001, has it happened to you before or have you seen someone that it happened to?
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Chaii🙆, this gist hit on me kpokim because have been a victim of it many times. Imagine this season(harmattan) when the morning time will make the house to be very cool even without A.C or Fan and your body seems shivering, you open one eye to check around if there's any available wrapper or duvet close by to use and cover yourself so that you can comfortably enjoy your sleep, immediately you did that maybe from your head to the toe and mummy come inside to tell you to wake up and fetch water for her, omg, your life will be miserable in few minutes. Like me, I can go inside to carry bucket for the water many times with a very bitter mind, behaving like a nonotiti, @bossj23, @eveetim and @missyleo how do you think of my behavior if going to fetch the water and it eventually pour on me ontop of the condition I was?
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Chai, I can relate to that. It's even worse in the village when you are awaken from sleep early morning to go fetch water from the river. Mehnn, is not funny oooo! I don't know if anyone has had such experience.
What I enjoy doing most of it's in the village is to fry garri. What you start by 2 am at the hit of cold, you will feel really good. But going to the river, hmmm, that one na die. I don't know if @okere-blessing experienced that in the village?
We don't really have river in my village. But I can remember going to Bush to fetch firewood it was so stressful but then we enjoyed it because it's an opportunity to show how hardworking you are ,I will always want to carry plenty firewood.
Really? Hmmm, river island at every entrance and exit in my village ooo.
Firewood is another thing. If it's done early morning, you will have to contend with the cold weather. You are strong ooo. Let me ask: do you enter people's farm to cut the firewoods or in an unfarmed land?
Omo make I no lie wey dey enter anywhere as long as we see firewood.
Even us. We dey enter even farms. But we are usually careful not to destroy people's crops. During this dry season, we do have a lot of firewoods in the farm and we do make selections of the type we want. Do you also have varieties?
Exactly the same . Hahahahaha 😂😂
Have you watched Tom and Jerry?, I don't think there is anyone who hasn't, I remembered the last time Jerry hit Tom's head with a plywood he suffered from amnesia(a temporary loss in memory) and you know what?, he forgot that he was a kitten and struggle to enter Jerry's hole, he even ate what he was suppose not to, answer names he wasn't called by and do you know what will happen if that happens to humans, a temporary loss of memory will never be an exception, that is why most humans act in ways we don't understand, jump into matters they are not called into, it's funny they might answer to any person name🤣🤣, I came in peace
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Lol 😂😂😂😂! I remember that tale. Something like bomp will grow on his head and reddish in colour. Then she will jam the dog who will show her shege. Funny, very funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣.
By the way, check the reply I dropped on @goodybest comment. What have you to say about it?
Sure the tale dey funny ohhh, I drop a comment on that
It has happened to someone i know online though I've not met him before. The way he act and respond online shows that he's drowned into the well of depression. According to my research, all this act is due to his recent marital status that didn't end well. When he's depressed, he has no option but to come online and disturb people's peace, all with the aim of getting attention and exchanging conversation.
Hmmmmm.....I was once had a kitty/cat that normally behaves that way. When he's depressed due to loneliness, he'll go around the street looking for young and old cats's trouble. You know what i did to stop all those childish behaviour? I bundled my kitty inside a cage, he slept off, and kitty couldn't wakeup again.
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Some kitty are just funny 😂😂😂..... whenever they wakeup from sleep , they'll just be acting weird 🤣🤣🤣, looking for troubles especially from the humbled rat 🐁🐁🐁
You have killed that kitten in that case. Who does that? Anyways, that served that kitten well.
I learnt that you guys are going for your akamba mono? How prepared are you? Is @kiddi40 going?
That's what the stubborn kitten deserves 😀.
Yes we're going for our akamba mbono tomorrow...for me nothing to prepare oo. Just to iron my clothes join my dad in his bus to the assembly ground. Finish 😂 @kidi40 is coming, sure.
Ayadi mbono nnyin?
I see, I am still trying to learn this Ibibio language. I missed the spelling. Thanks for the correction. It is ekamba mbono, I get it now.
Well, you have something to prepare.. that is your heart. Prepare it and program it to concentrate during the programs. How about that?
I guess this means is I will join you?
I am getting ready for ours, it will be by February. If I am not, please what's the meaning?
Sure I'll prepare my heart 💝
Sure, you're right ma'am, you're picking up and we're proud of you.
That's next month, no problem. Early preparation is the best.
You're right.
This man, how you go dey sure for me whereas I'm not sure for myself 😹😹
Anyway, what will be Will always be, nah untill I enter bus tomorrow morning I'll know ohh😁
Adibop.
Adibop tutu
Ayafon
Hope where I get is taking time to come I don't understand what's wrong with that mystery man wheather man or woman I don't even know.🥲
The experience of "sudden wake from sleep" is usually accompanied by little drama. I remembered an awkward drama years back while growing up, and I wouldn't know why it has always been linked to mom in different scenarios. This bothers more about the role of a mother in the home. Back to my gist, when I was asked to go ease myself in the restroom, your guess is as good as mine. 🤦 (Maybe not this time). This was the beginning of the drama...
Hmmm... I saw myself heading to the kitchen and started opening the pot of a freshly prepared tomato stew. I have continued to ponder what was the connection between the passing of urine in the wee hours of the night and the kitchen. Just as I got set for the onslaught, I had a loud from my mom, "Who is opening that Pot?"
The was how history was adverted... 🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️
Nice day guys...
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Jeez 😂😂😂
Lol 😂😂😂, history of a once a thief is always...... Thanks to whoever called you back. You should be forever grateful to him or her. Imagine! I have been imagining the connection as well, or were you dreaming about that soup? Lol 😂😂😂😂! Chineke mere where itinyeghi aka nime ya.
By the way, is there any possibility that steem will get to $8 this bull season? @jueco @benton3 @sahmie, what's your view on this
It is going to be a long time from now,except something special happens.
I am looking at $2.5 this bullrun considering the percentage we had last season. I Hope history repeats itself.
If this is possible then that would be massive
Hahaha🤣😹😂🤣🤣😂
Really funny
It's not always pleasant when you're enjoying your sleep in peace them ,then you're waken up to do something or to eat 😪😪
I can remember when i was still tender I was woken from sleep to come and eat at night before my mom was cooking so I had to go lie down then from lying down I slept off 😂😂😂
So after my mom was done cooking she dished my food and came wake me up to eat ,so I woke up and was confused on what to do then my mom called out to my name again in our dialect saying "Emmanuel dakkada dia mkpo ke ndidia abid" which means "Emmanuel standup and eat food is ready".
I can still remember that the food she prepared that day was okra soup ,so as i stood up from the bed after i heard her voice from my sleep I went to set down close to my food and I washed my hands in the wash hand basin and then started eating so on the process of moulding my balls of Eba I went and put tye balls inside the wash hand basin thinking that's the plate of soup 😂😭💔.
My mom then shouted for me that's how the sleep disappeared and I was so ashamed 😂😂😪.
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Omor 😂 e dey happen. I remember one time I was asked to go open the gate for my dad. I woke up and went to the toilet funny enough I sat on the toilet till I was called again. Like what is the connection between opening gate and toilet 🤧🤣. Most times my mom will tell me to do something and I will say okay few minutes later when I'm asked are you done I'll be like done doing what did you ask me to anything.... 😂🤧 And you know watsup with our African parents... They're the best though.
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Omoh I can relate bruh.....I remember the last time I slept over at my friend's side... guess what
Baba wakeup like kitty trying to jump over me and he was like Emmanuel pls go turn on the generator by 2:00 am ,for God sake ,when did you buy generator
Omoh eeh 😂😂
Where's @j0zzie90 😂😂
Hahaha 😂😂😂
Jeez 😂🤧
That served you right...😂😂
It has happened to me too...
That was a long time ago....
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Haha 😂😂😂
Omoh eeh 😂💔
You'll just freeze eeeh 😂💔
This is jaw breaking! You mean that the water for hand washing turned to your soup? Aah, your mother is a good woman. Some will allow ou to sleep and wake up in the middle of the night, looking for the food and in the end you will go back to sleep empty stomach.
By the way, what's your take on the recent gas explosion in Port Harcourt? What could be the cause of such and how many persons died ? @bossj23, @xkool24
Gas explosion 💥.....omoh eeeh 😭, This is a sadden news indeed
Yes, I couldn't even get to look at the victims due to the degree of burn. It was an eye saw. I wonder what exactly caused that incident
Omoh eeeh 😭....so bad 😔, I feel so sorry for the victims
EEE get as hunger go hold you sef ur mama go pity you 😂😂😂
It was so disheartening to watch, I heard the gas vendor has been warned several times, they said there's a welding shop beside his gas station while some said he is a welder too still operating in the same place.
The degree of burn was to high, the Ayo was struggling to live
Wow this gist section is superb
No be lie
Omoh this amebo go sweet me die but then uniuyo inform me say exams de start Monday like this and na we de open 👐 am for the Session by 8am.
but if person ask me wetin my lecturer don teach for this particular course wey we wan write ✍️ exams, I can proudly say nothing because him no even de come class but exams de wait for me.
Abeg how una see this kind matter, what should I do or where should I start from.?
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Hmmm, e tire person for this life concerning lectures, lecturers and exams. However, you will need to do your own research so that you go fit pass because no be wetin lecturer go ask you be that and no be wetin the school wan hear say you no pass because them be no teach. You gat to sort yourself out. Right @bossj23?
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sure ma'am,
I don de do research for materials so I fit prepare well for the exams make e no come choke me inside the hall.
Abeg research well. Those lecturers have graduated, it's your turn. Don't leave any stone unturned until you graduate. I wish you success in your exams dear. Don't fail to share your experience with us.
Which are you and which cause?
definitely 😁 I won't fail to do so.
Waking up early in those days used to be annoying. But this is me who now get used to it, I wake up early for school runs as a parent and a teacher.
That's by the way, my neighbours in Uyo, I need farm to farm as farming season is here. I don't mind doing partnership.
Ma'am @ngoenyi, @okere-blessing @goodybest @bossj23 no look me like this🙄 I can farm, leave shirishirishiri English alone.
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As mother's and parents, we are learning on the job. We can't run away from those responsibilities.
Farming is in deed what we need. You will surely get a farm if you persist because there are those who have and don't farm on it. Even if it's an uncompleted building that isn't floored. Trust me, you will gain a lot by farming. I will look out for you as well.
Now tell me, what will you plant on that farm if you get one that will be economical and efficient?
I'll be very grateful, I intend to plant pepper and tumeric. I have many things in mind to plant sha.
Pepper and turmeric are spices, but from my experience, pepper will need much attention and the termite in this part of the city doesn't allow it to stay for long. As they are bearing fruit,they are dying. Why not try cucumber?
That's a great idea, I'll consult my farmer friend. Thank you!
Have you guys seen a cat meow unnecessarily before?? It sounds weird right especially in the middle of the night where everyone is asleep and unfortunately you're the only one still awake, ( this the reason i hate cat at first sight.)
I know about someone who someone's someone knows someone that once had a cat/kitten that used to meow around in the middle of the night, aftermath it was discovered that the kitten is lonely due to the sudden death of his male friend, hmmm a cat fall in love.😹💔
Guess how the sadden situation was solved!!! Okay lemme not stress you, the owner was genuine I must say; he went to the market to buy a new black cat, now the sadden cat was accompanied by a new cat, they tally together to became a gist partner rather than meowing around in the middle of the night disturbing the peaceful souls from their peaceful sleep, such is life.
I finally wake up in peace; ohh it's 10:21, the stubborn kitten has finally found a gist partner I guess...😁🕺
@bossj23 @sahmie @bessie2023
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Hahaha 😂😂😂.... this is ridiculous 😂💔
How many times person go apply for curator before im achieve am? @ngoenyi @goodybest that thing fit make person give up ohh, e need patience
My dear, I think it has to do with the composition of the team you joined, the teams that applied alongside yours, the Steemit team's perception about you and your team at the time of selection, and other factors. But consistency in application, joining different users on different periods. Doing exceptional work on the blog like being visible in terms of publications, comments, support to other users and the like. I don't really understand the criteria but all I know is that with time, you might be a winner. What I mean is that you might be lucky to be selected if you don't give up. But then even if you are not selected, it doesn't necessarily mean that you had done anything bad, it might just be that you weren't lucky. Besides, the number of teams to be selected are limited and those that usually applies are much. Be patient, keep trying your best and keep supporting those that have been selected, someday, yes, someday it might be you. Don't give up easily!
I see people get selected twice in a period of 2 month and I get sad most times, I felt I wasn't mature for this but I have seen new people get in and curate very well keeping to the rules, I pray one day I get a chance to become accepted to be a curator, the application gave a lot of vote but my expectations where more than just the votes..
I would say continue until you're chosen. Consistency is the key and you should apply it with different users from different regions.
It's not easy ohh, I will work harder to get it
That's the spirit!
Wait, yoruba pepper dondon enter your eye before. That's when you'll sing........ My helper oo my helper........ That's if you can remember the song.
Omo, I have finally discovered a gist blog. Chai @ngoenyi, this one sweet me pass. Very soon I go gossip person relationship........
I know that is what you are good at. @mhizta