It's all about the money

Once in a while you'll meet a girl who'll say things like, "i wish guys could understand it's not all about the money" and she'll be 100% wrong. Most probably because she's single and a little scared and desperate. It's all about the money. Has always been and will always be. The one insecurity most men have is about their finances. You toil day in day out for the woman you love well knowing she's approached by atleast one guy everyday that's richer than you and one other guy that's richer and better looking than you. So why should she even reply your texts? Like why really? Because you care about her? Because you pay attention to her? Because you're romantic? Pffff! Bitch please! Maybe those two guys have that as well and they're richer. We all know how money can make even the most clueless guy romantic. He'll buy her a big black shiny Jeep with a big red bow on the hood and it'll put your necklace or flowers or whatever to shame.

Perhaps I'm going too far with the big Jeep. Let's turn it down a notch. You've just met and maybe you like her so much. Abit more than she likes you. She might not even like you. So what does this mean? You have to work her till you impress her and there are no limits. Embarass yourself for her, do stuff you deem stupid and boring all because she likes them and above all spend on her. I'm talking regular outings, lunch deliveries to her workplace, gifts, a day at the spa and salon etc. Go nuts basically. Regular outings will include but not limited to drinks at the bar, nice restaurant dates, dancing at that nice club in town, a trip to some random location, picnics(the blankets and wine kind) etc. Regular outings because it's probably the only time you get to see her since you're not yet dating. Remember out of sight is out of mind. So here you're. Making what? 500? 600? 700k a month? You're not that badly off but you're not there yet. You totally can't swing that. You'll have about 200k disposable income after all expenses. You'll take her out twice and starve for the rest of the month.

Then someone will come in like "what if she has her own money". Well her money is her money and your money is y'all's money. Besides, you need to treat your woman even if she has her own money. Apparently it shows that you care or something like that. If she's making way more than you do then she's the alpha here and boy you're trying to swing in the premier league all the way from league 2. Female alphas are aggressive and will slander you most of the time because they take shit from no one and don't entertain mediocrity. You'll have to be extra lucky and more charming than a bloody prince to make this work.

In the words of Metallica "we're so fucked. Shit outta luck"

To put it more easily, money simplifies everything as it's a measure of security and power. Courtships are about competition. And like any other animal in the animal kingdom, the female always picks a mate that'll grant her security. One that makes her feel safe and takes care of her. For mooses the one with the biggest head of antlers wins them all after he fights off any lingering competition.

The red bearded bee eater gifts his mate with bees he's caught after squeezing the poisonous sting out of them. After she has fed and filled up she's his for sure. There can only be one mature male in a pride of lions. He beat off any competition with his might to become king. It's him that'll have all the females. Courtship is that easy. Show power, take care of her, feed her, keep her safe and she's yours. And in this world of extreme capitalism money will grant you all this. Don't be deceived. If you feel like you have money and she leaves you for someone else then he's probably wealthier or more powerful.

Women often get attracted to power. There is almost no man in a high position of power that has only his wife at home. Several side chics with whom they've even sired a few children. The wife at home can only pray she knows all of them and understand her sexual network.

Even after you're married money will always be an issue. Your wife will despise you if you're broke. She'll tell your children behind your back how worthless you're at your big age as you drown in debt. As Chris Rock told us, "only women and dogs are loved unconditionally. A man is loved for what he provides" Children will call their mother to talk to her once in a while but easily forget about the broke father. A woman will just exist as a mother and her children will thank her for everything. A man will exist as a father, provide everything but zero thanks. Afterall you can't applaud a fish for swimming.

A broke man is an unattractive man. You wonder how those questionable creatures have all the fine women? Well them ladies done lost their pupils and have dollar signs for pupils now.
"But but he'll give you ugly kids"
"Well that's the kids' problem not mine"

At the end of the day all said and done, the ball is in her court and she has to choose. This is probably the hardest thing for any woman out there. She could choose wisely or poorly. If only they had the Grail Knight from Indiana Jones The Last Crusader to tell them that.

She picks the rich guy because well, he's rich. But he's also a misogynist that batters his partner. That's when the Grail knight comes in and says to her, "you chose... poorly". She could pick the well off guy that seems nice and romantic but he's a serial cheater and grail knight lets her know. "You chose... poorly" After numerous heartbreaks she finally realises her friend was the good one. She choses wisely this time. But he also gets comfortable and start cheating. There's no winning. For men are trash since the day Adam let Eve eat the forbidden fruit. But you might get lucky and find someone you can tolerate.

Adios,
HAIL @hydrazine!